It’s Good to be a Guy Quiz

1. Two men show up at party wearing the exact same Hawaiian shirt. They react by:

Giving each other the evil eye.
Becoming best friends.
They don’t notice.

2. If you ask a guy what he’s thinking about and he says “Nothing,” he’s actually thinking about:

Football.
Monster trucks.
Nothing.

3. A friend is about to attempt a dangerous ramp jump on his 8-year old son’s bike. A guy’s reaction is:

Talk the friend out of it.
Advise the friend on the optimum speed it will take to accomplish
       the jump based on experience.
Get a camera.

4. Alien beings from a highly advanced society visit the Earth and present a guy with a device capable of curing all diseases, providing an infinite supply of clean energy and wiping out hunger and poverty everywhere on Earth. The guy would:

Present it to the President of the United States.
Present it to the Secretary General of the United Nations.
Take it apart.

A dog.
A cat.
A dog that eats cats.

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